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Pentecostal Rapist Protector Who Is Also Super Corrupt Lectures Nation On The Value Of Liberal Democracy
B. Wesley “BLOODY EXTREMISTS”: In a call with an Indian minister, Crime Minister and known Rapist Protector Scott Morrison declared that the world is being divided between “democracies” and “autocracies” while citing Australia, a nation run by a corrupt conservative government, as an example of “democracy”. China, of course, is the big scary autocracy we…
Boozer Creek Proletarian Office Captured By Fascist In Balaclava, Prevents Journalists From Reporting On News For Exactly Fourteen Days
Bruce Sharkey AWFULLY INCONVENIENT: Readers will have noticed that there have been no updates on the BCP site for exactly fourteen days, and this was because the office was held up by a balaclava-clad neo-Nazi who attempted to destroy our electronics and other related hardware. He was close to destroying it, too, until he went…
Local Teenagers Turn To Lenin’s Writings To Figure Out What Is To Be Done About Confusing Inter-Personal Drama
B. Wesley CONFUSING: Local teenagers from Boozer Creek High School reportedly have turned to the immortal writings of Russian Revolutionary Vladimir Ilyich Lenin in order to find out What Is To Be Done about a recent series of deeply confusing inter-personal conflicts, as well as a school-life balance. “People keep saying he’s some kind of…
Professor Richard D. Wolff Clarifies Definition Of Socialism, Says It Is When Government Does Stuff
Bruce Sharkey “I KNEW IT!”: Marxian economist Professor Richard D. Wolff spoke out recently to clarify to the global community that Socialism was when the government did stuff. Contrary to common misconception, it wasn’t an economic system wherein the workers control the means of production. “I feel like too many people have this wrong idea…
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